Imagine taking your kids to the park, heading back to your car, and suddenly hearing a massive thud on your bonnet—only to realise it’s actual human faeces raining from the sky.
Welcome to the Sutherland Shire, where a phantom pooper is currently causing absolute chaos and leaving a trail of absolute filth in their wake.
Sydney mum Denise Gray was just trying to wrangle her three young kids into the car outside the South Village shops in Kirrawee when the vile attack went down. She initially thought a pterodactyl-sized bird had let loose on her bonnet, but the grim reality quickly set in.
“Once I realised it was human faeces, I was completely shocked and disgusted,” she said.
Making things even more sinister, Denise reckons the balcony sniper waited until she was right at the car to strike. And if that isn't cooked enough, staff at the nearby 7th Heaven cafe allegedly rushed out and told her to leg it immediately because more waste might be on the way.
Yep, this isn’t a one-off freak accident—it’s a regular occurrence.
Turns out, Denise is just the latest victim in a highly disturbing pattern. Another local, Michelle, copped a direct hit to her Tesla back in March. She actually caught the foul, sickening drop on her car's built-in dashcam. A third woman reported getting splattered in the exact same parking spot back in January.
So, why is someone treating the street below like a literal toilet? Some locals reckon it’s a twisted "parking vigilante" who has completely lost the plot. The area where the cars are getting hit is a loading zone during certain hours but reverts to standard public parking at other times. Both victims confirmed they were parked 100% legally when the sky turned brown.
Others think it might just be the most depraved teenage prank imaginable, fueled by someone desperate for TikTok views.
Regardless of the motive, NSW Police are now on the case, and they aren't messing around. Hurling human waste off a high-rise balcony isn't just an absolute biohazard; it’s a serious criminal offence. If caught, the serial pooper could be slapped with charges like common assault or malicious damage to property, which carries a massive penalty of up to five years behind bars.
Until the phantom dumper is caught, you might want to pack an umbrella if you are parking anywhere near Kirrawee.
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