We’ve all got that one person on our Facebook feed who genuinely believes their Wi-Fi router is trying to read their thoughts. But usually, that person isn't running around claiming to be a medical professional cracking the backs of toddlers.
Enter this Aussie wife. A woman who fancied herself a 'paediatric chiropractor' has officially been stripped of her 'Dr.' title after going full tin-foil hat on the internet.
According to reports, she decided the absolute best way to promote her health business was to log online and start sharing some absolutely unhinged theories. We’re talking the ultimate combo meal of internet conspiracies: anti-vax propaganda with a heavy side of the ol' '5G towers are frying our brains' routine.
Now, down in Australia, chiropractors are technically allowed to use the 'Doctor' courtesy title, but there's a pretty massive catch: you actually have to act like a healthcare professional and, you know, base your medical advice on actual science.
Turns out, telling parents to dodge vaccines while blaming mobile phone networks for the world's problems doesn't sit too well with the medical watchdogs.
The authorities caught wind of her social media dumpster fire and absolutely binned her credibility. Not only was it revealed that her 'paediatric' specialty was basically a self-appointed flex (since chiropractors can't actually hold that official medical specialty in Aus), but she’s now been legally stripped of the right to call herself a doctor.
Basically, she’s been bumped from 'Dr. Back-Cracker' down to just 'a wife with a Wi-Fi connection and a lot of opinions.'
It’s a tough break, but look on the bright side—maybe now she'll have way more free time to investigate whether the local pigeons are actually government drones.
Moral of the story? If your day job involves treating children, maybe leave the 5G conspiracy theories to the 3 AM Reddit threads.
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